Well, if penises were not supposed to fly free, why did God give mine wings?

Hahahahaw! Very grubby shoes.

I thought it was gonna be because he was the new Mr Taylor Swift.

MORTAR. Mortar is between bricks. Grout is between tiles. Sheesh.

I really think Angelina Jolie will not allow that. She will have this divorce go through swimmingly and will come out even better on the other side.

Or Angie left Brad for Taylor.

I have Judy’s autograph! In that she signed my parent’s divorce papers when she was the Family Court Judge in NYC when I was a kid. STILL COUNTS!

What? That’s not what he’s saying. He’s not saying she doesn’t deserve her Oscar or her success. He’s saying it’s hilarious for her to suggest her beauty stood in the way of her getting into hollywood, an industry where being beautiful is basically a pre-requisite.

When my mom said, “You’re father and I can’t live together anymore,” I was 8 and it was pretty much a “no duh” thing for me.

Can’t really blame companies for not wanting to get into the daycare business. It’s not only expensive but there is opening up to liability. And they are devoting all these resources to something that isn’t their main function.

The Descent? The one about the girls going caving? No, it didn’t have rape. It *did* have women fighting each other to the death over some bitch ass worthless dude though.

cut back on the dosage or maybe switch to loopy pills, thats a parking garage.

Methinks the writer working for a site that regularly spams us with tacky garbage shared from Deals protests too much.

The Cocaine in question was found in suitcases belonging to Roberge and Lagace as well as a 63-year old Andre Jorge Tamin..." Whoa! that is one flexible 63-year old (on cocaine)

I believe the saddest part is that my expectations are so low that I am actually grateful for a 6 year sentence.

Sorry, I didn’t realize it was a joke. I’m an American but I do a lot of work with a British financial firm, so I’ve had to become bilingual.

Between my mother and me.

So many odd differences we never considered. We had a little 12 acre hobby farm with some cows, chickens, dogs, a pony, etc. They couldn’t get over the fact that we didn’t “farm”, and that our place was a postage stamp compared to the 1000+ acre farms some of our friends had.

Distance was also hard to explain. We were…

I think it is in extremely poor taste to refer to recently deceased people as stupid in a public forum.

Even if you did have all of the details of the situation, and even if you can’t prevent yourself from having unsympathetic thoughts or you’re the type of person who gets some mean pleasure from it, as a member of…