Once the phrase “sheiks in the Middle East” enters the conversation, there is no other conclusion I can draw, regardless of circumstance.

I’ve always thought that’s exactly what happened. The model shoots they encouraged and paid for when she was a young kid weren't exactly geared towards modeling clothes.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

climate change won’t go into the wrong bathroom.

If the rumors are to be believed, she is a “yacht girl”, which is code for escort in the high priced world of no longer bankable celebrities who need cash.

It is indeed medical neglect, says the CPS worker. However, some states don’t recognize medical neglect specifically. But a quick call to the local CPS will probably trigger an investigation. In case anyone is worried that the child will be removed into foster care, don’t. If the parents are willing to get the proper…

That’s exactly what I was thinking, like I am going to a suuuuuuuper hippie art festival in 4 weeks and I am legit looking into getting one of these things because the aesthetic is really like...Mad Max meets sunworshipping yogi on acid. So I think I need this.

We can talk about why androgyny often reads masculine (hint: under patriarchy, masculinity is considered the default—“neutral”—while femininity is treated as a variation on masculinity), but “fuck androgyny” is a strong take. I have a hunch that people who feel comfortable more around the middle of the gender spectrum…

yup.

Um... I know it’s a joke, but since arsenic doesn’t contain any carbon, chemically no it’s not. Try carbon monoxide, ethanol, kerosene, or potassium cyanide for the joke.

Awesome point. A coworker once told me about some detox thing she went to in which she was wrapped in plastic wrap and made to sweat, and she knew it worked because of the dark stuff that came off her skin. I think it was her fake tan melting off.

God, fucking juicing is so fucking wasteful, though (not in a granol-environmental way, although of course nearly everything is wasteful in that way, too, but I’m talking in a grouchy, lecture-y older person way). Unless all that pulp and fiber and veg and fruit skins and pith and the like are going into quickbread…

I die everyday several times when they spray Morgellons. That and my autisms flare up. What really concerns me are the INVISIBLE chemtrails. Government got so good that now you cannot even SEE when they’re spraying. Always need to carry vinegar. 5 gallon jugs get heavy, ya know.

Smoothies, different story, but I’ve never met anyone for whom cold pressed juice wasn’t a way to lose weight. Drinking expensive pressed juice is the skinny chicks way to avoid eating but pretend it’s done for health reasons—not an eating disorder! And if you’re not already a size 2, you hope the ‘fat toxins’ will…

That’s what I think - so they asked a bunch of adults in their 30's and 40's if they want to date a pothead... as a Gen-xer my response would be “no thanks, been there, done that, grown out of it.”

Jesus, I would make an anonymous phone call to somebody about it. That kid is gonna be toothless by five.

I just congratulate myself every time I poop.

still has ZERO to do about your toxins.

Congrats on the weight loss, though. That’s tough!

When I used to work in an office full of women, the detoxing trend was insane. Every three months a group of them would band together to do the juice cleanse. Inbetween the cleanses they would not eat things that ‘mess with your body’ like gluten. To me it mostly looked like they had food issues and would mask it with…

People need to stop taking dietary and health advice from people like Gwenyth Paltrow.