You have crafted a scenario that is 0.001% accurate to real life agency pitches, good jorb!

Hyperbole works both ways, you know...

I’m not doing your homework for you. Feel free to reply with more hyperbole and condescension, though.

On no known planet would I ever take advice on critical thinking from a faceless avi.

Literally, there are hundreds of spoof news sites now, and they’re ruining our ability to separate fact from fiction on a national level.

I’ve found the morbidly deadpan style of the Onion insufferable, back when it was actually printed on paper. The gradual erosion of public discourse is partially their fault, and I really hate that their style of “satire” is still a thing.

Yo, if she’s made it this far, she’s not bailing until they drop charges.

As a former waiter, I promise you that 0.0% of the industry’s labor force would continue to work in a restaurant, were that the case.

Inflation hasn’t brought up the average salaries of American workers enough over the years, and we really can’t afford to keep restaurants running unless the majority of the labor cost is pushed off to the consumer. If every restaurant had to pay fair wages, we’d only be left with big chains, and the cost of every…

He directs, and perhaps produces some stuff; I think he works on documentaries for the most part. He gave a really great interview on the Nerdist podcast in the last year or so, where he shows himself to be a really great guy, I think. I hope a Bill and Ted 3 will bring him back into the limelight.

I watched the pilot intro, but I tuned out when they tried to cram the heavy symbolism of hitting an armadillo with a Ferrari with the stupid bluntness of a bad sex scene. If that’s how poorly plotted out the rest of the show is, I will not enjoy it. Mad Men was even worse at doing crap like that, and I think I quit…

OMG, I’ve been watching this video like, once a day since he posted it. I love this man so much.

Yo, dudes? Proposing on a vacation is a very, very bad idea.

I’ve never worked at a restaurant that could afford to pay its workers minimum wage. None of them can afford that.

If this passes, two things will happen:

Nor are you “playing” anything resembling a “game” if you aren’t spending at least 60 seconds on it.

Heck yeah, original Jennifer!

Dear PETA,

Dude, they aren’t going to drop two big games in one month. But you’re right, The Order was such a flop, I expect it to pop up here this summer, perhaps.

For all of the grumbling they must do at Blizzard over this one, single character, can’t they give her a decent weapon? I love Mercy’s gun, but if her ult is becoming less and less useful, can’t they give her more than a dinky pistol? Shit, all they did was take away a bit of shielding from D.Va, but in return they…