That and The Burbs have Carrie just owning every scene, and she’s this tiny little person... great stuff :)

Because Darrell Hammond sucks compared to Alec Baldwin, because they wouldn’t get as high ratings, and because it’s not your show.

Dude, he’s committed for the remainder of 45's term. Totally ok if you can’t enjoy it, but it’s silly to complain when you know what to expect.

Dude, STOP. GO READ MORE.

Well, then you clearly haven’t been paying attention lately. To anything.

Just like your opinion on SNL? If all you’re doing here is making passive/aggressive comments, simply to play devil’s advocate with people, I’d encourage you to spend more time reading, and less time reacting to literally everything you don’t enjoy or understand.

What glowing praise, I’m sure they’ve put your thank you card in the mail!

I found out about her too late, probably, but I was still shocked when I read about her passing. If you’re a real fan, though, I highly encourage you to check out the Dap Kings’ collaboration with Kesha, “Woman,” off her latest record. It’s fantastic.

I thought he was plenty endearing in Big Daddy, and he’s pretty good in Click, too.

I’ll check this out, because although I’ve always wanted to see what Sandler did in Punch Drunk Love, I never got around to seeing it before I became wholly uninterested in anything that PTA has ever done after watching Magnolia and nearly calling up Blockbuster, asking for a refund.

I won’t touch Punch Drunk Love, either, but only because every frame of every PTA movie is overrated and trite and Magnolia might be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

You forgot about Bewitched, didn’t ya?

At least she didn’t laugh at all of the jokes, every single joke, like Gosling did.

The thing is, those comics gave her plenty of chances. She had a portfolio of jokes handed to her, full of assumedly good zingers written by verifiably good comics, and she turned all of them down. She insisted on using her own material. It wasn’t just that she sucked all the air out of the room, but she was given a…

Another under-ten-minute reply! You can project like a pro, Pietro!

Thanks for firing up the projector one last time, Petey. And so quickly, too! For someone who tried to mock me for supposedly haunting this message board all day, your reply to my last post was almost preternaturally swift. Like, you replied in under ten minutes. Almost as if you were hunkered over your keyboard,…

This is most pathetic piece of writing that anyone has ever posted to the internet, Peter Projects-a-Lot.

Projecting, projecting, wow—so much projecting.

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