It seems to me that waiting for HIV to get sick of killing people is not the most pro-active course to take.

Damn, I was expecting more comically outrageous head explosions. These were more realistic and, therefore, grosser.

@Batmanuel: I'm hearting you for this one.

It turns out the old lady was the devil, but she was in a dream that the devil was having until he found out he was dead the whole time but, shocker!, he was actually God and the elevator was from space.

@vinylrake: It's all so plausible, it must be true!

Love the Planet of the Apes, simply because of the "CHARLTON HESTON" word bubble. I'm going to start exclaiming his name when I stub my toe or get surprised from now on.

Oh, sure the body they found was his. This guy doesn't sound like someone who would elaborately fake their own death.

I would say that I wouldn't be able to complain if, in the future, my body was discovered and used in legitimate scientific research. Unfortunately, what is legitimate is tough to say. The fate of his penis may have scientific value (which is the second time I have typed that sentence today, of course ;) ) but since…

@chartreuseoak: I think you might be joking, but I feel like you make a good point.

Forget Nic Cage's Wicker Man?! Never! If anything, the sequel should answer the unresolved question of "how'ditgetburnedhow'ditgetburnedhow'ditgetburned?!?!"

@Morgan Culp: Yeah, I think I read on wikipedia that it was some strange particle killing the sun, and the bomb was supposed to knock it out or something.

Isn't this similar to the premise of "Sunshine"?

So, does furniture also remind him of death?

@99TelepodProblems: And with sock puppets.

@sephycloneno15: Tomorrow's headline: Researchers have major breakthrough that could one day lead to scientists inventing magic.

You know what movie I haven't seen in a while? Babe. Anyone else seen... oh, right. Off topic. Right.

@RtFusion: That's what I thought, too.

Yeah, I think that graph answered all my questions.

@Occula: "I'd like to tell you that Gandalf fought the good fight and the orcs left him alone. I'd like to say that, but Mordor is no fairy tale."

Read this first as MORGAN Freeman. I'm not sure if I'm more or less disappointed now.