They like unborn children.

I wouldn’t count on her being incompetent, if I were you. Unfortunately.

I don’t know....look at Detroit.

Kind of fitting for a 70-year-old who has lived a rich and sheltered life, isn’t it?

Let’s not exaggerate! Donald Trump travelled all the way to Slovenia to meet the love of his life’s family and stayed for an entire, uh, lunch?

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

“Just give it a chance!”

I have neither. I have my wife, a mother that I wish had died instead of my dad, and a therapist. The therapist is pretty good though, she figured out all my bullshit from my childhood (jesus christ, were any of us NOT abused? An uncle and a babysitter for me) and I had been working on that when half of my support…

I apologize for my statement as it’s not meant to offend.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I’m on your side, honestly, but fuck your ableism. If you can’t help but resort to dehumanizing ableist slurs, you have nothing to contribute. Fucking be better than that.

I´m from Costa Rica and all of you are welcome here, but you guys also have a great nation, and you should be willing to fight for it when is mistreated and offended, this can be a test to be conscious and active... but also remember you are welcome in Costa Rica

Fun fact! He lost the popular vote in an election that was meddled with by the US’s long-time antagonist, Russia. To call the process “democratic” is to besmirch the concept of democracy.

I haven’t had any alcohol in a year (just had a baby). I’m thinking tequila. Lots of it.

That always blows me away. It’s subtle but horrifying. It’s as though they’re discussing a different fucking species entirely.

Also, if you call black men and women “males” and “females”, you’re super racist.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.