The first Bob Newhart show was in Chicago too. Also, Phil Donahue and Oprah were there. Yes, I realize these are far past tense examples. I am old.
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Shitting Charmin bears
I hate those fuckin bears
I also watched Easy in a weekend and enjoyed seeing my local spots on display (“Hey, that’s local celebrity Paul McGee!”). Swanberg’s Chicago is the Chicago of the upwardly-mobile and educated with some capital to pay $12 for tiki cocktails.
“The video doesn’t corroborate our story, but trust us, it’s our story that’s right and not the video. Because video, much like science and the female orgasm, is a just a bunch of lies.”
No shit. I didn’t set foot outside my apartment from Monday until Friday last week, and I only went outside Friday because I knew I had some eyeshadow waiting for me in my mailbox downstairs. I regularly get home Friday evening and hole up until Monday morning when I have to go to work. It’s one of my favorite things…
25th Hour
Seth Meyers has been on it this entire election. He, Sam Bee, and John Oliver are getting me through this.
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I just threw my work computer out the window.
I would honestly enjoy watching interpretive dance intelligence briefings. And since we can apparently bring friends along, how about some intelligence briefing hangman with snacktime?
So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?
Arby’s.
What’s the product? Terror?
‘The “clown” had on white overalls, white gloves, red shoes with red bushy hair, a white face and a red nose, witnesses told police.’
Gooooooooooood. And all the ashy Hoteps out there can miss me with their rape apologist bullshit.
95% of why I choose a place is the food. The other 5% is whether I will actually be able to hear the people I’m with and not be shoved into someone’s armpit. Very few things matter to me less than “atmosphere.”
Most things are rigged against people who have no idea what the fuck they're doing
He actually makes the worst babies, though. I hope he’s done with that shit.
“When daycares send their infants, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing colic. They’re bringing germs. They’re poopy. And some, I assume, are good babies.”
Is that the case, or am I just even incompetent at being incompetent? PLOT TWIST