I bit the bullet and finally watched Steven Universe. Just finished the two-part season finale today. The short running times make for substantial entertainment before heading to do work. I relate the most to Pearl; sweet, tightly wound Pearl. And like Ms. Chavez, I still hum Giant Woman to myself every so often.

Man, I really craved for those pies every time they showed onscreen. Gruyere-infused crust sounds like a damn delight.

Godspeed to Shelby and Caroline.

Ben Whishaw isn't bad, but an Indian actor would be better. Why not Shazad Latif, soon to be in the next season of Penny Dreadful?

Ansari makes a good point about Schwarzenegger's ascent to fame in Hollywood. Guess I have to put Master of None in my queue some time over Christmas.

Is this restricted to viewing within the States?

Being carried in an extra-large popcorn bucket certainly explains Mr. Mouvay's buttery scent.

I was thinking Fuller should do an anthology series since all his great shows end so prematurely. But anthological episodes? That one I didn't see coming.

Get really soused during a Halloween party and the Anthony Bourdain costume will get more authentic.

"Aah! I left my backpack in the porta-potty."
"Too late. Some guy stepped in."
"Maybe he'll finish my math homework. Maybe he'll start it too."

You could have been Summer Frankenstein, Bob!

Makes sense. Ryan Murphy is especially versed in being a one-hit wonder himself.

The AV Club has a weird definition for "adorable".

I want an AV Club Adorable Grandparents / Old Folks' Week now please.

I admit that "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" and "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" had weak endings, but they're wonderful parodies nonetheless. I can't hate on Leslie Nielsen and Roger Rees.

Dignifying Trump's candidacy implies he has any dignity at all.

Word crimes!

Good God, we need less characters not more.

I'm sure Rebecca said, "That's demeaning towards EVERYBODY."

I can, It's IGN.