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If they have rodents, that’s one thing but bedbugs literally do not care if you are clean as a whistle or dirty as can be. They are much harder to get rid of with clutter but bedbugs will take up residence ANYWHERE and they SUCK SO MUCH. Our neighbors (in a duplex) had them. We never got them that I know of - no

If you don’t spend money, the terrorists have won!

Guys come on! It’s true.

I’m choosing not to be cynical about this.

Oh because I have studied anatomy and biology. Thanks for playing

I have taught middle school for 15 years. Stories like this make me angry. I don't give a shit if he's academically ready for college. He isn't ready for college in far more ways that actually matter.

I dropped out of community college because I couldn't pass beginning Algebra. Way to bring me down Jeremy!

Man, fuck that dude.

Anthony Weiner IRL:

Any and all versions of Madewells “high rise” jeans. They have the right amount of stretch, fit my thighs and waist without gaping (I have bigger thighs) and they make my butt look great. I recommend them to all my friends. https://www.madewell.com/p/F5561

Any and all versions of Madewells “high rise” jeans. They have the right amount of stretch, fit my thighs and waist

One can’t childproof entire canyons. People have to use common sense. “Socializing” on the edge of a canyon at 3am would not be recommended.

Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

Why are we still pretending to listen to this man? Isn’t he essentially what Dr. Phil is to psychology and Dr. Oz is to GP? Like, sure, at one point they were real people who did real things to help people, but now they’re just cheap hacks desperate to turn as many tricks as possible to make that sweet, sweet