Oh my goodness. I'm half asleep at work right now and this just cracked me up. Thank you!

Oh my goodness, exactly!

Porno is so much better than porn.

This made me chuckle! I think you're right.

What a dress!

This is my little nugget Leon before we got him and after. He is easily the best decision I have ever made.

Ah, yeah, looks like him.

When did Jenna Jameson start getting that cat lady look?

Hello Kitty intervention! That is amazing!

Thanks Jezzies! From everything you guys are saying, it doesn't sound half bad.

This is going to sound so stupid but someone help me out. Is that what this new US rebranding of BB cream is? You always hear that it's just for "evening tone" but I always thought at it's root BB cream came from Asia and was used to lighten. They're huge now, every major drug store cosmetic brand has one in some form…

TLDR; Go buy a belt.

I understand what you're saying. I just want so much to hear that this girl has a friend out there that steps up to help her... Or more to your point, that she accepts the help being offered to her.

The Amanda Bynes saga is upsetting me so much. Why isn't anyone helping her? I feel like she's going to be found in her apartment within the next year and then we will all talk about what should have been done. =(

Andrea in comics wasn't much better. In the comic she shacks up with Dale (the older guy with the camper that died earlier on) and they mainly just explore that relationship. He laments about being too old for her, she has a bangin' comic book girl body, he dies and she has graphic sex scenes with another character.…

Nailed it! Haha!

It's crazy how much this cover looks like it belongs to Seventeen instead of Cosmo.

Can someone clear up a few rules for me? With everyone getting married in my group it seems that there are too many gifts given per wedding. Engagement Party, Wedding Shower, Bachelorette and then the wedding gift itself? Isn't this all a little much?

I always thought the Pinterest for guys was Reddit?

Lululemon is Jezebel's new American Apparel it seems.