Guest appearances by Snake and Badger! Think they've had a Snadger yet?

I'm lovin' you, Tad!

The aforementioned ever-twirling Fry legs can still reduce me to tears.

Fudge you, farter.

*jerks it while watching from Fryman's bedroom window*

I use this quote weekly. I'm turning into a nihilist, I think. I'm fine with it.

If you need anything, you know who to look to.

Concerning that last one, [Shirley voice] That's nice.

Goddammit Tammy, stop bogarting Birdperson!

And thus sayeth, who was phone?

The A. V. Club
Sexual failure

Is this a thing?!

Shut up, Hammurai! Shut up, Amish Cyborg! What is this, 90's Conan?

So you DON'T care about that guy's Dead Wife? You heartless monster?

What, you're not enticed by the thought of a confused, distressed woman utterly nude in Times Square?

You had a chance to shield someone from that knowledge and you didn't? You're on some real Bedelia shit.

I've met a few dudes who are baffled by what women see in Chilton/Esparza. They are being fed inaccurate information!

That's why you kill him/her after they build it. Duh.

"Just 'Cause Your Dad Couldn't Afford This Doesn't Make It Nice"

NO MAS! GENEVA CONVENTION!