It was the Gene Parmesan squeal!

LET ME FINISH!

Gillette: But why would you do this?!
[Cheryl enthusiastically gestures towards the weeping Mallory]

"My tailor's great! I'll give you his number. Eight!"

I expected the "HURR, Sarah/Rabia want to bang Adnan" thing from Reddit, but not over here. It's gross. You're gross.

Mine too. Solidarity.

Sometimes when I take the garbage out at night, I look at my bedroom window and wonder what I would do if the curtain was moved aside and I saw myself standing there.

The worst for me is the bathroom window at night. I shouldn't even be talking about this, I have to brush my teeth soon.

And sometimes they're backward, but flip back to normal within an eyeblink's length of time.

Shay Mitchell in that dress. Sweet Christ. Like…how? How are you so :makes Coke bottle gesture:

I NEED that dress. Green and silver, Slytherin house represeeent.

Maybe he has Amazon Prime?

- There's gotta be a way out of this. Lisa! Chop off my hands!
- No! Then who'd chop off my hands?
- All right, you chop my hands halfway off, and then I'll still have enough strength to chop -
- GET TO WORK!

I had the CC on for some reason, and was treated to both the sound and the notation of [bones cracking.]

I was dead sober and feared for them.

A dozen?! I watched it when it debuted, and even though I keep thinking about it, I'm too wigged out to watch it again just yet.

Broomshakalaka is hands down my fave. Asian Jim 4ever.

That lack of reaction exemplifies how bizarre her life has been. Oh, my son was giving the old lobster what-for to the three tittayed wife of his secret father? In the words of Rihanna, "It's gonna take more than that, hope that ain't all ya got."

"I like you on a Staten Island porch."
"I'd rather die."

An ally! Fun! I will be your number one fan until the inevitable betrayal.