I freakin' loved Braver. Wish there were some way for him to return.

Winston: he will follow you into the darkness, and he won't eat a guy's face even if it's freely offered.

I love the local news anchors cheerily saying "Up next, after Hannibal!" Guys, I just saw a man emerge from a horse. Take it down a notch.

I had the same thought about spring horses.

She means half of four bottles.

YMMV, but being force fed shrimp sounds like the opposite of torture. (They'd run out of shrimp before "force" ever became an issue.)

I can't think of any answer that doesn't end up wildly spiraling into a Rust Cohle style soliloquy about the chaos and indifference of the universe.

I recently rewatched it on YT and it was better than I remembered. And Eric Schaeffer was bearable! A miracle unto itself.

Say hello to these!

Why does it always look like Fat Nixon to me?!

I DO! I DO!

That taped on Steve head. That taped on Steve head FOREVER.

The reveal of Marion was gasp-worthy

HIS FEET WERE MORE HUMAN THAN MINE!

I was a kid when American Gothic was on the air. The Gary Cole crush has informed my. entire. life.

Can we get some applause for that dude grabbing the fire extinguisher immediately, and not just gawking and screaming "WHAT THE SHIT? IS THIS HERE? DID THIS HAPPEN? AM I ALIVE?" like most people would have?

I can see the actual typo, but I keep reading this as "to distract him from Will’s allure."

I found a hearty "SUCK MY DICK! SUCK MY DICK! SUCK MY DICK! " [motions toward groin] did the trick.

I only found out an hour ago, when I came looking for this review. Thank goodness I always drink pre-Hannibal, or I'd have to be feeling all of my feelings right now.

Really, I can't get over it. It's like he's exiled minor royalty who lost his mind due to untreated syphilis, killed someone higher on the hierarchy than himself and made off with their furs, dementedly giggling all the while.