Will fixed it by pointedly having the last word, then strutting inside with his pack in tow.

Is Dark!Alana like regular Alana, except her wrap dresses are in black?

No, Miriam, the poor tiny baby who does not know what she's doing did.

WILL'S HAIR IS SO SMALL AND I AM SO TERRIFIED.

It seems so obvious, doesn't it? Super cute nerd + booze = fun times.

"It's your me. It's…wife."

Do not let Disqus shame you! You get the reference, and therefore are a rare and beautiful creature, not unlike a Bird of paradise.

I'm going to allow this.

NAILED IT

But his silvery hair is on point!

Britta would pretend she was into it, but she's actually doing that sad smile/fake laugh thing like when everyone found out about "baggel."

Aww, we're simultaneously cruel. <3

That and the sleep apnea.

I approve of Chang shaking his ass on every "any, any, any!"

COVERAGE! COVERAGE! COVERAGE! *bangs spoon on pot*

Oh, for the love of….only just finished ASOUE, about to crack open the unauthorized autobiography on my bedside table. It appears my reading is going to be all Snicket forever. All Snicket everything, for a hundred years.

I mean, as long as you never have to see/smell his meals, his affability outweighs that particular…foible.

*Beth burps, all the Ricks cheer proudly*

/Prostituta

HELP! RACOONS TOOK MY PENIS!