“I know that’s the only way she’d ever get on camera at the Oscars, but that’s no reason to punish us”

With the Lemony Snicket backdrop I keep picturing Kelly Ripa suddenly freezing as Patrick Warburton coming out in a suit saying, “’Mean’, a word that can mean a multitude of things but in this case merely meaning the man fell asleep after their...bedroom antics were over and done.”

Do you ever feel... Like a plastic house... Falling off a stage

Good stuff:

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

C’mon No-mi! You know there’s only the one true Miss Cleo.

He probably chooses them for emotional insecurity and fear of abandonment, then starts out with heavy-duty love bombing. It’s extremely disorienting, engaging, and difficult to resist, and creates the illusion of a bond that’s then hard to break. The next step is gaslighting to keep her off balance.

It is wrong and you sound like an asshole. Hopefully you won’t ever have to know how it feels to be stalked and harassed by someone you once loved, whether you knew they abused before or not. This girl is probably scared for her life and you can’t have even a tiny bit of sympathy. That’s pretty gross.

Met my husband on OK Cupid. Of all the dating sites, that one seemed to have the sanest men. At least in my age group (I am old- late 40s).

I discovered that I didn’t want to change anything about myself so I logged off of all those sites.

Jesus freaking page-still-loading-after-two-minutes Christ.

i call him timothy onlyinmypants

Today is the day where the obscurity of the grays (I don’t post here much, more of a lurker) will likely be my friend, as I’m going to just use this as a place to vent.

They are all precious babies who need to be protected at all costs!!!

Lol @ that still for the video. She’s even beautiful when she makes ugly faces.

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, but I get this.

I wanted to like it, based on reviews and their chemistry in Crazy Stupid Love. But every time I see a clip I’m like “wtf?” And the whole “we’re struggling in Hollywood, aren’t we wonderful?”

Well duh. The only people IRL that I know who liked La La Land are the wannabe namaste yoga girls who sell advertising for a living. I love musicals, love Emma Stone, love Ryan Gosling, and I thought it was so boring.