"The Purple Smurfs (original French title Les Schtroumpfs Noirs, literally The Black Smurfs) is the first album of the original French-language Smurfs comic series created by Belgian artist Peyo, first published in 1963."

Not only do they reproduce asexually, but they do not reproduce unless the offspring has a very specific and obvious personality trait, that will always color it's decisions and general place in smurfdom.

Whoa whoa, wait. When the smurfs were bit, they turned a darkish purple. THEN they hopped around saying "gnap, gnap." It wasn't black, it was a dark hue of blue. Also it was a form of zombieism, because it was passed by being bitten. As far as Papa Smurf is concerned, he was the only person not affected, which was…

Dude, he's certified!

Jeezus. I suggest finding a new job. That sounds like the worst thing ever.

Interesting theory, especially with the pictures, but wholly innocuous. She didn't make VEEP and she isn't even the Governor anymore. I'm going to file this along with HAARP.

@etchasketchist: I can only judge based on the above, but that person writes like a busted Holden Caulfield (bunch of phonies.)

You want me to make my grandmie cry? What the hell is wrong with you?

@Jarfil: Did your parents drop you on your head?

" the police have ordered students in the class "not to talk to anybody about the incident,"

@DangerousLiberal: Don't feed the trolls. This person is not looking for a rational argument. They're looking to spew an ideology that even they can't fully explain or comprehend.

You've obvs never checked out Goop.

No shit. They probably had human blood.

A Julie Taymor joke? I watched SNL last night... Laser Cats...

Sigh. I'm still trying to wrap my head around Palin and Bachmann. I have no time for this.

Because it's there? If you want to get philosophical, the triumph of man over any obstacle?

@Perhaps Not: Yep. And, let me know if I'm wrong, but hasn't this been done a million times?

Just off the top, it wouldn't make much sense to take down a site, then ask for access to the code and DB. Find is probably just butthurt. He doesn't have to take the kids offer. He can always harden his site himself.