“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Let’s play Monster Hunter together Mike. Explorers to me is a neutered version of Monster Hunter anyways.

Analog dick pics! OMG

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

my liver can’t take it anymore

Or, you know. Just put the screens up a little higher so more people can see. #lifehack

The heck of it is, SMAP’s members are talented TV hosts, actors, comedians and even chefs. They’re good at seemingly everything except the very thing they were assembled to do: singing.

Johnnies ruins people who don’t play ball. They’re fucking monsters. I’d like to fly my X-wing into their Death Star and use proton torpedoes.

“All lives matter” is the smarmiest, most disingenuous erasure of a movement that malicious and clueless white people could have come up with. To apply this to Dr. King, his work, or his life is almost violent in its untruth. Fuck this parade of assholes in the ear.

What is a man...?

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Is “Pewdiepie Reacts to a Thing” really worthy of a headline or an article in ANY universe, Kotaku?