Thank god. I was getting real tired of all the black hats, the homing missiles, the RCXDs, the MOABs and the jet packs. Just let me choose between a BAR and a Springfield please.

Wow. No more heals for you, ever. We’ll get to the bottom of who’s being “carried.”

Bet you didn’t know this song mashes up nicely with the theme from GTAIII. https://jessejacethomas.bandcamp.com/album/space-pirate-collection-ii

You’ll find a game you’re good at. Someday.

The world IS pretty boring tho

He’s not fat, he just ate a midget.

Show us the page where it explains how E. Honda can have ultra-defined muscle tone on top of his gigantic gut.

My dad thought Sagat was yelling, “Diaper under butt!”

IKR? Imagine being on your death bed and suddenly realizing that all that time you spend playing video games meant nothing.

For Honor is a fighting game like Superman 64 is a flight simulator.

Don’t pro athletes have to sign some kind of release form upon entering a body like FIFA or the NFL? (Granted, I doubt most of them READ it...)

They artists have already been paid. And if watching a self-indulgent summon animation ince isn’t enough, why don’t they just write repetitions of all the game’s cutscenes into the script? Oh right, because nobody wants that. Another case of Square Enix presuming to know more than they actually do about the market.

She’s every bit as real and genuine as all the other YouTubers out there.

They aren’t angry because the facial animations are bad. They’re angry because they were too stupid to wait for the reviews to come out before buying the game. She’s a scapegoat for consumer ignorance.

Thanks for clearing that up. [remains unsubscribed]

I heard about the anti-immigration stuff and decided I better unsubscribe...until I checked my subscriptions and found JonTron wasn’t even on the list. Turns out I unsubscribed a while back when he misused the word “retarded.”

I... am trying to have a conversation

I guess that’s why you’re a high-paid lawyer.

Had to zoom in to confirm that the guy in the left foreground of the title image didn’t have four arms.

Everyone has an opinion. But nobody’s opinion matters.