I hit down on your mom’s d-pad a bunch of times.

We hold those guys to a lower standard because MMA requires a fraction of the amount of brain power that fighting games do.

Not a great rule, but if you can’t excel at a fighting game without resorting to infantile psychological tactics, you aren’t that good. Win with skill or lose.

Until now this guy has only commented on articles about the Nintendo Switch. I’d call that interesting, if I weren’t already bored.

I mean...he’s smart enough to be president...right?

Extra butter on mine, Grampa!

...AND ALSO, POISONOUS!

Take as long as you need, Orville.

All companies need money badly, supergenius.

Can I just fix your typo? It should read DON’T HAVE FUCKING IDIOT KIDS.

Ya you should totes ‘vorce him to the max.

Enviro all they asses. THIS IS D.VA

In 14 years living in Japan, I’ve never heard of such a thing happening. Then again, I don’t exactly comb the headlines looking for it.

Can’t disagree. If there’s one thing China needs more of, it’s less dangerous shit.

Spoiler alert. You can still get that message after upgrading your HDD to the maximum.

Even if the “weight” were corrected, it wouldn’t be symmetrical, per se. But I know what he means. Then again, most famous logos aren’t symmetrical.

This isn’t “normal” for the locals, either. Everyone who spotted the add on the Musashino Line train I was riding laughed and pointed.

I want Bastion to fuck OFF. He’s boring as shit and so are his POTGs.

D.Va needs a voluntary eject button. Only once she gets it will Overwatch be complete.

“Extreme” is my third middle name.