I love how when a Kickstarter game fails, everyone reports it in all capital letters. This is an example of a Kickstarter game that went off without a hitch, yet no one mentions that (of which there are many).

Wouldn’t kicking someone like that be really bad for your ankle?

What? But these days, we get to sit and watch, and then mash X to kick open a window or something!

I miss when games had to be creative because they couldn’t be multi-million dollar polygonal movies.

That's totally not true. It's more like for ever 1 that crashes and burns or has a fiasco, there are 40-50 that succeed. I've backed a ton of crap. I don't get why everyone just keeps repeating nonsense, just because there were a few high-profile failures.

Right. Probably a pretty good distinction to make, given that this is billed as an adventurous "tips and tricks" blog! Hope no one reads this thinking, "Hey, maybe I should give it a try..."

I don’t get how he was so manipulative, but okay!

You know, Mortal Kombat was stupid and silly in the ‘90s. Now it’s just plain fucking disgusting.

I want it on BetaMax.

Belki!

Crazy... Doesn’t even look like the same place.

Covered up his side-boob, too.

After I wrote that, I also thought maybe the other blob on there (jumping off the balcony) was for his mom. :(

I thought it actually worked in Red, Blue and Yellow. And those are the only Pokemon games I ever played, so... :)

Earthbound also took place in “America”.

Glad we’re finally getting one. What the heck took so long? It doesn’t have to be a blockbuster here like it is in Japan or compare to Pokemon or anything. Just release the dang thing.

I want your job! I know that’s easy for me to say, though. If it was so fantastic, you wouldn’t feel like you needed something to get you through it!

I can definitely agree with that last sentence for sure!

You’re absolutely right, but the way we react to that shit the group gets changes with each group. It’s not super offensive to make a joke about killing yourself because you accidentally had sex with a Jew or an Irishman or a Christian or something, but it just depends which group you insert into the joke. I’m pretty…

I don’t think that’s true. Surely you can think of a group to insert into that joke that would be clearly unacceptable. The difference is that we’re more conscious of some things than others.

Reading about that was almost as bad as playing it must have been.