Totally agree. Not only that, but there have been non-adrenaline-pumping games for decades. Sure, Final Fantasy IV still relied on violence, but I don't think anyone played it for the adrenaline.

Is the meaning, "You will derive adrenaline from this experience"?

"We tend to hyperbolize whatever game comes along and eeks a feeling out of us besides adrenaline because the experiences are few and far between."

It could also just be made up

Totally agree. Previews have always seemed like way not worth the effort for me. Why get hyped for a game that might not even be good? And if it is good and I'm going to play it anyway, why spoil stuff for myself?

Am I the only person who thinks a lot of this got cut out because it was probably kind of lame and not fun?

And instead of Dragon Age Origins, I wanted SSI Gold Box 2.0, but you couldn't market that, so we got Dragon Age Origins instead.

Who?

I don't really understand the Game of Thrones comparisons. How is Zelda anything like Game of Thrones?

It's not really a remake, just a re-release that attempts to make the graphics more palatable for iPad.

I really like it, too.

You're right. They were real assholes to risk releasing Child of Light, even though they probably knew it wouldn't make money like their ten yearly versions of Assassin's Creed. And they were real assholes to actually do something with an old classic like HoMM, even if it's not what people apparently want.

Jeez, didn't realize how much people hate Ubisoft. I think that's a little unfair. I don't care much about their big franchises, but you have to give them props for risking it with stuff like Child of Light, and the fact they even BOTHERED to do anything with HoMM is more than most companies would.

Wall of whine

Okay, well I have now reached the point where I am going to attempt to rationalize why it's funny and why it should be funny to you (which I realize defeats the entire purpose of humor in a way). Seriously though, did you not see Capri Sun commercials in the '90s and, even as a kid, think, wtf? This is made for…

Hope this week is a great one for you!

Why are they shaped like toilet bowls?

I can't help but feel like if the genders were reversed here, the advice would be different.

Proud Kickstarter backer here (cue people whining about how Kickstarter sucks—shut up and back good stuff!).

This is going to come off as mean, but why do people care about overpriced hunks of plastic? It's because they're fun to collect or what? I have enough crap in my living space already.