Wall of whine

Okay, well I have now reached the point where I am going to attempt to rationalize why it's funny and why it should be funny to you (which I realize defeats the entire purpose of humor in a way). Seriously though, did you not see Capri Sun commercials in the '90s and, even as a kid, think, wtf? This is made for…

Hope this week is a great one for you!

Why are they shaped like toilet bowls?

I can't help but feel like if the genders were reversed here, the advice would be different.

Proud Kickstarter backer here (cue people whining about how Kickstarter sucks—shut up and back good stuff!).

This is going to come off as mean, but why do people care about overpriced hunks of plastic? It's because they're fun to collect or what? I have enough crap in my living space already.

I remember when he said the three pillars were: GameCube, Game Boy Advance, and Nintendo DS (Nintendo DS announcement). One of those pillars quickly got dropped (can you imagine which one), and I would think health care is another that could be quickly jettisoned.

I can see making that mistake. Normally a quick save option exits you out of the game and deletes the save data when you load it.

Yikes, this sounds a little hard even for me. I guess as long as you can quick save and thereby prevent yourself from losing hours of progress.

I care about the faceplates but not as much as I just wanted something more compact. The XL is too big. I carried my old XL around in pocket for years, and it's a major pain in the butt, so I quit.

Really cool article. This applies to so much in life, not just creative jobs. I really like that, distinguishing between what's urgent and what's important and doing what's important. As a school counselor, that's something I need to do daily, and I'll now be doing it with a new though process. And of course the…

Wow! Looks like the dungeons aren't going to be randomized this time? That would make me really happy.

Atlus will give it to us!

Seriously? People are thinking about bike shafts? I totally thought this was about the fake open legs.

Megatron1131 wrote this above, and it applies to you: "Here I'll start a list for you: Fire Emblem: Awakening, Fantasy Life, Bravely Default, Azure Striker Gunvolt, Inazuma Eleven, Mighty Gunvolt, TLoZ: A Link Between Worlds, Shin Megami Tensei IV and Star Fox 64 3D to start."

Speaking of crusty old RPGs with inventory management that makes you want to stab someone, I'm gleefully spending far too much time I don't have on Baldur's Gate 2: Enhanced Edition. I never played it back in the day because I hated the combat in BG1. I played BG1: EE last year and BG2: EE is this year. I expect it…

Cause it's funny you ninny. It's a parody. I agree with you though (even though you weren't saying this) that someone should definitely do parodies of those old Sega commercials, though, yep.

Capri Sun is foul. It's amazing how we were all infected by it.