I hear you, and it annoys me when people do that too. I knew nothing about the game and was just intrigued by the topic ("in-game message for reviewers"), reminding one of the other little easter eggs that sometimes get put into games for the press (like the toad in Mario/Luigi Dream Team who had a few things to say…

And PS, what fun it would be!!! Like a perpetual summer vacation until we're good and ready to move on.

That's neat! Sounds like you enjoy your work, too, which is great. I hope you live long, well and happily, and I hope that when we're departed from here, I can come visit your "office," see the work you're continuing, and your massive backlog. :)

My iPhone 4 (yes, really) ran awfully slowly with iOS 6 and 7. Then in preparation for an iPhone 6 and a fresh start, I deleted everything from my iPhone 4 except the few essentials. Miraculously, it ran fine. Fast. Really fast. 32GB by the way. I suffered for years probably just because I had too much junk on…

So is the iPad Mini 3 except for the touch ID.

What he means is that he's scared this one will re-brick him after 8.0.2 fixed everything. (8.0.1 ruined me, too, but I went back to 8.0.0 and will install 8.1 when I find out it's safe!).

Is this actually SAFE to download?? Last time I rushed into an update, 8.0.1 bricked my iPhone!

God. I don't know what I care less about, this game or that guy they put on their fake TV channel. I'm glad I don't have to review it. They should be glad, too.

Fantasy Life is the only one I care about. (Okay, I care about Dreamfall.) That's better than the zero things I care about most weeks, though.

I hope this is based on a legend or something, because if someone wrote ANOTHER story about gods where someone loses their wife blah blah and wants revenge, urghhh, I have heard enough of those.

It can't play Ys V or VI tho! :( Or Origins!

That's not literal, I don't think.

Yeah, that's what I want to know. And can I have the same game on my Vita and on the PS TV and sync the save data, or do I take the memory card out of my Vita and put it into the PS TV (and/or lose the memory card and cry)?

lolol

So if I'm playing a PSP game on both Vita and on PS TV, does that mean I have to take the memory card out of my Vita and put it into the PS TV to play and continue where I was? Or can I just have the game downloaded on both and somehow sync my save data?

But bread is inanimate. I need the story to sufficiently explain why the bread can move itself in order for me to feel motivated.

I hear you. I hope when we die, we can still work on our backlogs. I still have GBA, SNES and NES games I want to play, not to mention PS1, PS2... No Gamecube games, thankfully. Not sure how I managed that! I even still have Game Boy Color games I'm getting through.

I had a brief panic when one of my save…

Me too! So when is this coming out??

That would be neat!

I take it by "detailed" there was no intention of the meaning "good" or "realistic" or "decent". Why don't game companies just design games around nudity in the first place and save us the trouble?