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Jesse Astle
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@Malcontent79: But you know, I'm not going to pay full price for brainless entertainment. I'm gonna wait until the video comes out. On betamax.

@omgwtflolbbqbye: Or maybe they tried it like that and it didn't look right on film.

Still seems more like a Guy Gardner than a Hal Jordan. But whatever. Still looks pretty good.

@Dan Sabato: Well at least those two crazy kids finally tied the knot.

Eh, I bought that since a lot of people was saying it was pretty good and I was not impressed by it.

'Gay youth are being bullied! Get me the B-list Celebrity Squad.'

@adamsank: But the sex is amazing.

What, no Batman Beyond love, Brave and the Bold?

@boslok: I thought that was the horror version.

@hrnghl: Well somewhere in Hollywood there's a producer that agrees with you.

...what the hell did I just watch?!

@iDuckie: Yeah ok, THAT movie pissed me off. But I'm willing to give anybody a fair chance. Even if there's no reason to because, hell, most directors/producers have at least one movie they're not proud of.

@SageofMusic: I think that's part of the reason of comparing a lot of these movies. Many of them do draw from the same well of stories that it's kind of hard to say 'this story stole from this story' when really all of them are just heroes journey stories to begin with.

A TV version of Crash?!

@punisher1135: If the film was done competently, then yes. It would have worked. Otherwise we have a mess that might be fun to watch on some level. But on every other level is a god damned fridge.

@Daemonicus: Now there's a money shot I'd pay twenty bucks to go see!

@Kowboy: I'm wondering what a money shot looks like in zero grav.

They actually went to the trouble of renting a plane, building the sets and filming scenes in zero gravity for a porno?