@HowIsYourFlat: Or you could, you know, go see the movie.

@Krakenstein: Just you wait. It'll be a box office hit.

@Krakenstein: I think that's his ocean in the background... it's a really big cut out.

Wow, she drew a picture of her blowing Bradbury... am I wrong to be turned on by that?

My god... it's zombie Fredric Wertham back from the grave!

@legendnthemaking: I love shrimp... that's all I have to say.

@CowboyBebopCrew: I have to say that whatever marketing guy who came up with those xbox points/trophies was a fucking genius.

@glardchia: Makes sense...

Ear sex. Wow. That's one image that's not leaving my mind any time soon.

meh, I use the iphone for more casual games like Angry Birds and the DS and PSP for more in depth gaming.

@deadkraz: I was really hoping nobody had thought of that yet... damn it. Wait, maybe I can post a link to Link saying... damn it.

Honestly, I'm kind of ok with this.

@Pyrofrost: Yeah I kinda walked into that one.

So basically Verizon is the mafia of the internet.

Bullshit and people should know better. I've had plenty of female friends. And although I can't say I've never been sexually attracted to any of them, I've never crossed that line.

@LazyHippo: I don't know. All of the porno's I've ever seen tell me all women are secretly attracted to each other and will screw each other at a drop of a hat.

@scribble: Well, he did say he wanted to mate...

Yes, because a portable gaming device that's also a phone is a sure fire thing. There are absolutely no examples in the past of this not being a bad idea.

Porno, screwing with my childhood since 1983.

@The Curse of Millhaven: The Law and Order of the Marvel universe. I love it.