Don’t ask it silly questions....it won’t play silly games.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Maybe now he’ll also pay for his abduction of “The Virgin” Connie Swail.

Why does New York have all the attorneys, and New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got first choice.

+1 Junction Punch.

Much like an OU game, I got through about half of this, then went and got drunk.

+1 Aquarium at The Pub

Ahh man, I always miss OU so much around this time of year. Nothing like autumn in Athens.

While Halloween is legendary in Athens, Timothy Burke knows the answer to that question (re: genital warts) is most definitely Bowling Green

As an OU grad I was shocked by that too until I read the fine print. They were the 11th place team in a competion of which schools Deadspin is going talk before the season, as voted by readers.

OU at 11? Are these rankings based on schools you’re most likely to contract genital warts from on Halloween?

You can barely seem them nipples...

The time has come for someone to put his foot down! And that foot is ME!