What the hell are you talking about? If standing awkwardly is the most relatable thing he’s done, he’s a very unrelatable person.

Umm, no. He can go die of a heart attack. I’m just someone who finds themselves standing awkwardly sometimes.

Jen Kirkman posted a thread about this on Twitter the other day.

Not that it matters a great deal but I always took “say, what’s in this drink” to be a fairly honest question about what was in the drink being served and it, perhaps, being slightly stronger than expected.

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…

*furiously masturbates*

I’m here just to say that I believe him. I read his letter and I believe him.

I’d like to see anyone accused of RAPE offer a better letter of explanation than what he did.  I firmly believe him.  I believe he is innocent.  I believe the woman that accused him of rape is a fucking loon.  I’ve read her account, his account and the other accusers’ accounts and there is virtually nothing there.  

At the mall this evening, I opened the unlocked door of a unisex bathroom as a woman was pulling up her pants.

I think you’re saying way more about yourself here than society

I regret to inform you that people fuck. Furthermore, people who work together also fuck. Frequently.

This is a serious question I’m going to ask in an un-serious way. Hows a goofy old dude supposed to try and fuck? Or I guess less callously when does pursuit become Sexual Misconduct?

I thought the story was pretty fair & reasonable until I read the line: “....a man apparently unaware of the power his celebrity lends him in interactions.” I’m not sure if Tyson is guilty or innocent but mind-reading on the part of the writer is damning with faint damnation. If the AV Club wants to expand beyond…

Harrassment “leaves a ton of physical evidence " ? Like 2,000 lbs worth? Or more like ZERO? 

Take a deep breath, get your shit together and come back when you can actually formulate a coherent thought.

Wait this came from the blog where people tell ghost stories and believe it?

Assault and rape accusations are serious, but the others? The women making such accusations, years later and on acts that could have so easily been handle like adults, don’t see how they make all women look like they are weak and in constant need of protection and safe spaces. Asking someone to go to a hotel room is…

Yeah, he’s got a lot of ‘benefit of the doubt’ collateral, AFAIC.

Given the source of the initial reporting and the nature of the reported allegations (which come across as, at worst, awkward interactions) I’m gonna say it warrants healthy skepticism. Especially since he’s welcoming the investigation.

I don’t buy it.  The guy is openly inviting an investigation from two completely different sources.  Guilty people don’t do that.