Why do I get the impression that if he was black, we’d get his mugshot.

If there’s anyone who hasn’t read the victim’s statement yet, please take the time to do so. It’s an incredibly eloquent and heartbreaking read, and I have so much respect for this woman for getting up there and reading it to her rapist.

Margaret Atwood.

Cue all the people bashing her for writing songs about her relationships, for having relationships, for being 25, for dating more than one person in the time frame that absolutely no one else ever dates more than one person, for her popularity, and for anything else used an excuse to hide annoyance about powerful…

He could’ve broken a contract-in-fact, with McWade’s regular tow driver. If telling him about McWade’s condition included mention, even vaguely, of her disability, then we really open a door.

and then steal the milk meant for that calf

NO ONE should be able to handle fat free dairy products. They are a crime against both cows and humanity.

But WOULD I GET SKINNIER?

thanks Grey Street’s mom, I’ll make different plans for my evening

As a type 2 diabetic, my endocrine system is cringing hard at the thought of all those carbs.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

I still eat cheese. I know that me and King Porcelain are going to dance the forgotten tango afterward, but dammit, I still eat the cheese.

And dear god how high would her potassium be?!

Except rice. Like Mitch Hedberg once said, a bowl of rice is perfect for when you just want to eat a thousand of something!

Had a peculiar friend who are an entire bunch of bananas every day for a month. She got potassium poisoning. Pretty sure 51 bananas is not actually happening.

“shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S”

The more concerning issue is that one would probably become diabetic. Bananas have a lot of sugar and are relatively high on the glycemic index.

Co-signed on the cheese part (I am from Wisconsin). I can’t even handle low-fat/non-fat dairy products.

;P I’m a vegetarian because since I was a kid I didn’t like the taste or texture of meat, and I struggled to choke it down before my parents let me become a vegetarian around age 15. But even I look sideways at vegans. I tried it for a hot minute in college, but life is not worth living without cheese and iced cream.…

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!