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Henry Winkler’s deep hatred for Hanks has been out for ages, and yet we’re still here.

As a devout cook-with-friends-hovering-around-like-crows, I wish I had a more open kitchen.  It gets damn crowded in here.

holy hell that’s a lot of little Nazis.

So....23 likes and 5 retweets is enough to crash Twitter now?

but that wasn’t the argument. the argument was “can you forget ___ is in your car?”

Your dog is not a child.

After attending a dinner party for Wallis Simpson on October 30, 1955, Woodward and his wife returned to their home...

That WaPo article made me just gobsmacked to be proven so wrong about something I was so sure of. (The other was the documentary Hot Coffee.)

“These are preventable deaths period. Don’t be making excuses.”

Stephen Colbert once called her show Angry Layered Haircut. still stands.

Stephen Colbert once called her show Angry Layered Haircut.  still stands.

I too got these books from my divorced mom, who also justified the sharing with, “at least she’s reading,” but really it was so she could have her own mini book club over dinner.

there is only one Duggar, and her name is Jinger.

there’s a lightweight variety made out of nylon that feels like pantyhose and really does the smoothing trick.  they sell them at DSW and it’s the only kind of spanx I can tolerate.

The parents also cited the discomfort of menstruation as one of their reasons for choosing the surgery, in addition to keeping her small and manageable. It sounded draconian at the time, but does make sense.

Moby briefly dated a very young coworker of mine, then broke up with her via 11-page fax. she would’ve preferred he just ghosted.

Why did they even shut the door at the wall? What was the point of that?

I think Drogon saw the knife in Dany, then looked at the chair made of knives as the likely culprit.

good lord, you are tiresome.