“the mic is open if you want to baby talk into it.”

I figured he was dead or in jail, too. why else would he stop?

thank you for the tip! just got mine from Amazon (in navy blue) and I love it. (the boy-cut legs don’t do the stumpy thing I feared they would.) have had such better luck buying bathing suits online than in stores. who knew?

the only person I’ve ever considered marrying is my current BF, and I’m fifty freaking years old. so yeah. I’d say it’s hella difficult.

Miley Cyrus managed it. and if Miley can do it, then dammit, it’s not that hard. http://people.com/celebrity/miley-cyrus-dresses-as-lil-kim-for-halloween/

CN has always been a big boys club. but in my experience, not a predatory one. I would be super surprised if the Archer fellas get called out on anything more sinister than not thinking women are funny.

nobody who has ever worked with JohnK is surprised by this news

that is adorable. I’ve been leery of the boy-cut legs, only because my legs already look short in comparison to the rest of me. but maybe I’ll try this and be one of those ladies who wear high heels to the beach.

that is a swimsuit win for the ages. thanks for the tip, fellow tall lady!

a caveat: the tank was awesome. a bikini I bought from the same company (rosewe) also fit, but was flimsy as hell.

I too am all torso, and I had good luck with a cheapo brand called Rosewe. specifically this one:

that profile lists him as “single”

“Jamie believes Kevin is misusing some of the $20k by spending it on his 4 other children from different women.”

I wonder how she can be on film and TV sets, which are nothing if not brightly-lit.

I want to believe in true love, really, I do. But getting back with your ex is a universally bad idea. There’s a reason they’re your ex.

“She may be going through what a lot of us who have never had a #MeToo moment go through, which is this questioning of how you, of all the women in the world, somehow escaped harassment for so long.”

my SO insists he wants to come to all of my performances and I don’t let him, for the sake of our relationship.

the afterlife sounds exhausting

No, it’s the owner’s fault. You bring the dog aboard in a carrier that fits under the seat or you don’t bring the dog at all. You don’t smuggle it aboard in a bag & then say nothing when you are made to store the bag properly.

and to be fair, I’ve asked that same question while drunk. (the answer is always “no.”)