I'm reminded of the Bukowski story where he furiously masturbates using a glass vase. It shatters, embedding tiny glass shards in what his doctor refers to as his "old feller". No thank you.

Malcolm Jamaal Warner has a pretty great jazz fusion group. He plays bass. He's doin' ok.

Satan's Place, a banter compilation of Cronos, from the U.K. band Venom, is arguably more enjoyable. Sample line: "Have you ever had Newcastle Brown Ale? It'll put you on your ass!" This is growled in first-wave black metal vokills.