I don't want anyone to think I think those movies would have been better…I think they were a lost cause when WB saw nothing but $$$ and stretched it to 3 movies. And I'm not a big fan of del Toro anyway.

Poor del Toro, if only he had directed the sure fire billion dollar "Hobbit" movies he could have written his own ticket to make whatever lackluster genre movies he wants without interference.

Dude that sounds like my early-2000s dream comedy lineup

He popped up at a Meltdown show in Austin during Fantastic Fest and he came out on stage with Jonah and Kumail and just sat on a stool.

I miss ToyFare

The only thing I disagree with is what "deserves" being shitty treatment. Maybe it started out (and remains) a cynical cash grab, but there's all kinds of that stuff that starts out that way and gets molded into genuine art. I just want a TF movie I don't have to be embarrassed by, which is something ALL OTHER FANBOYS…

See, with every new fanboy property that gets a movie treatment with respect to who the character is without dumbing it down or realing it up (hello, Deadpool), it makes every one of these shitty, fart-and-racist-joke delivery machines posing as Transformers movies all the more soul-deadening. Where's the Optimus…

No, but I did have a weekly movie review segment a few years ago. I'm currently a digital content manager.

I've been in local TV news for 16 years now, and it's really only been in the last 7 years that the affiliates started going with the big set design companies. We designed and built them somewhat in house. Shit, I remember we made fake railing out of spray painted PVC pipe and used large printed paper elements to fill…

Enjoy your success

In it for Alf alone

It tasted sort of like a puffy taco.

I might go and bring by BB-8

No, these need to stop. Maybe too many maudlin C&H sequel comics by random chodes on the internet have hardened my heart, but no. These have to be stopped.

Whedon bailed on that blockbuster movie almost as fast as that tool who made the shitty new FF did

Those hashtags make little Cap and Iron Man emojis on Twitter, which everyone loves!

I've been a fan of The 1975 for a couple years, but the lead singer's douchey mugging was a bit much. I get it, you're on the big stage and you have to be the rock star, but let's tone it down.

You mean "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down?"

Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?

Stay perfectly still! Only *I* may dance!