I would like to know why Blomkamp (or anyone, really) thought making Die Antwoord's weird Ali G-ish characters the focus of so much of the movie playing themselves (sorta) in a cutesy, Schumacher-esque neon warehouse was a good idea.

Yeah there's quite a bit of nudity in some of the B movie stuff

Yeah, those bits are not great.

How many feet of bacon will this pizza feature?

Did you ghost write the opening paragraph of this story?

Go to bed, old man

I should go to Target and cancel the registry, lest someone buy me a microwave.

No, it was a straight wedding. We were registered, yeah, but the whole relationship fell apart about 3 months ago. Today I got an email from a potential caterer, wondering if I still needed a quote. Sigh.

Does it count if I was supposed to get married next week, but then it fell apart?

It makes me sad that The Office has such a huge fall-off in quality, because seasons 1-5 are some of my favorite TV ever.

I just thought it was a real clunker of a scene.

I haven't seen this movie in years, but the only thing I hazily remember is Thewlis and Balk trying to fix a radio in a hut or something and Val Kilmer sticking his head in the window, saying "looking for this?" and removing his hat to reveal some circuit board. Please, someone tell me this actually happened and its…

It's actually Tony Lucca

Sixth Sense was M. Night's second studio film, FYI

I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart Truck! All right, put your—

Oh, I don't know. Let's say…Moe

My goal during at least the interactive portion of SXSW is to pay zero dollars for food, and I look forward to any opportunity to do so, even if it's McDonald's or Subway's gross pizza or the AV Club's TGI Friday's party catering.

That dog has a poofy tail! Here poof!

I'm with you, I've always been a fan of the show, and it manages to make lots of gay-friendly gay jokes.

So, anecdotally, wasn't the reasoning behind this so that something like The Dark Knight could have been in the conversation?