Pssh, Doctor Colossus isn't fit to shine the thrown shoes of Scorpio.

You were formerly white?

Can I kiss you on the mouth?

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I, too, enjoy a good clean fun rump

As much as I liked the first 3-4 seasons of Rescue Me, I don't know if I can take another show where hot women throw themselves at Leary's old, skinny Irish ass.

Ouch

So the SEALs getting shot multiple times in the torso, feet, etc., and tumbling down the side of a mountain TWICE…is that something that supposedly actually happened? Because as tough as SEALs are, all the stuff that happened to them in the movie would have left mortals dead or severely incapacitated several times…

At least Kari, Grant, and Tory got a decent myth to bust this time, not like the Walking Dead special when they had to test whether some chodes pretending to be zombies would be distracted by a robot. I mean why even bother?

Yeah, what a weird vibe, hating on the Build Team.

Get with the times, man. They're in the same .mp4 file

This movie is actually pretty solid. Calling it a spin-off is not really right, though, since it directly connects—literally—to the first movie.

He has shifty eyes so you know he's behind it all

Because it was also called "My Summer Story." And it was chock full of Culkins, back when that was a thing.

I recall liking that movie. Charles Grodin made a much better put-upon Old Man.

WRONG

I've tried to do my duty and get people I know to watch American Dad! because it's so strangely wonderful. Of course, people that aren't fans already still think of it as "that MacFarlane show with the right-wing dad."

I don't know, I really dug the insanity of "A Good Day to Die Hard." I think if people could get over the fact that it besmirches the name of a classic action movie, they'd appreciate the audacity of a movie that posits all you have to do to survive in Chernobyl is pump in some radiation-fighting gas and that the best…

Evolution tricks another sucker!

Yeah 2 was meh. I recently got to meet Glen Morshower at a comic con and was telling him how much I liked him in FNL, even though he was in the stinker season.