This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

Well, wolverine did still go badass mode and killed a bunch of people, plus dropped numerous f bombs. Maybe if Luke had decapitated someone with his light saber and said go fuck yourself, Kylo, people wouldn’t be so upset.

I mean, it’s not the only film that had a protagonist from an already established work that become a jaded old man only to be given renewed hope by a female student and sacrifice himself for the next generation that came out in 2017.

1-800-273-TALK

How much money is she borrowing to be Educated but basically the same stupid at the end of the day?

I can smell the incel on you my little man

People who say “white knights” or “value/virtue signaling” are the real chuds with no dates.

He said it’s a bit of a witch hunt?!? GET HIM!!!

Well, my kids’ school has some explaining to do about last Easter!

“I have to say it’s a little disturbing that anyone besides Trump views Twitter as a reliable news source.”

Well, Rey did take the Jedi texts with her, but then there was an obvious “passing the torch” moment with Leia and Poe when she says “What are you all looking at me for? Follow him!” (or whatever the line was). Rose tells Finn that they should save the things they love, not destroy the things they hate, which is a way…

“You people”?

Counterpoint: No.

There’s a fantastic little “nnnnnnnn” between the two words that just massages the back of your neck. “Leeeeeeeeeeroy nnnnnJeeeenkiiiiiinsss.”

For all my (minor, whiney) complaints about the movie, the arcs of the major characters wasn’t one of them. I actually liked Luke going into exile to become a bitter old man who had “given up” on the force and Jedi-hood or whatever.

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

Yeah, “ I don’t know who said it, but that sounds like some shit I would do” is genuinely refreshing after weeks of “I have never been in a room with that woman, I have never met that woman, I don’t even live on the same planet as that woman and even if I had met her I remember our interactions very differently.”

It’s going to sound silly, but I got so happy when I realized this wasn’t ‘video content.’

Yes I fully endorse “an extremely petty breakdown of...” becoming a weekly feature.