Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was…

It’s runoff from the grassy knoll.

They were initially pulled over because their BREMBO & MONSTER stickers were not in both official languages.

You betcha...made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! 

D.B. Pooper

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

This was typical “Rowdy”. Logano did hit him, but not intentionally.

It’d also be nice if we could find Luna 1 - the first manmade object to leave Earth orbit. Launched on January 2nd 1959, it was intended to measure the environment between the Earth and the Moon and thenhit the lunar surface, delivering metal pennants bearing the crest of the Soviet Union.

Time for an Insurance Discount for all Manual transmissions....it’s the least annoying anti-theft device out there.

Has he ever been to Oshkosh? I’m sure he has.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

It clearly wasn’t a clean move (that goes without saying), but I’m not sure I’d call it an asshole move. Albuquerque opened the door more than a full car width and Taylor went for it under braking at which point Albuquerque slammed it shut with Taylor’s nose at the 1/3 mark on the car. It’s tough to put any fault on…

And this is the flag

He’s not miming shifting gears.

He’s just shifting his grip. Stretching his fingers and “savoring” the feel of the wheel.

I have to admit that I’m completely guilty of doing that when I sit down and grasp the excellent feeling steering wheel of a sports car, and get that “ready to race” feeling in my head. It’s a…

I’m not really a Hamilton fan, but taking it slow in first place in hopes that Rosberg would wreck or finish 4th was pretty much his only viable strategy to win the championship. You can’t really blame him for trying to win.

I did! They tended to overexaggerate some things for comedy’s sake (and it was pretty obvious when they did), but the big bits were usually spot-on. This was a pretty significant reason James couldn’t do the electric drag race, so the reason given as to why should’ve been a bit more precise. No selectable option on…

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Yeah, I get that.

I'll respond, why not? I appreciate your concern, and I'm the first to admit I'm not a pro driver. When I write, I usually tend to emphasize that as well (sometimes for comic effect)— but I'm by no means dangerous or anything like that. I have a lot of experience with cars and driving, and I'm aware of my limitations.