From the files of ‘No shit, Sherlock’

I have nothing against Billie Eilish. But if she wants to be left alone, she should get herself out of the public realm.

Wow. It’s almost like they make impulsive decisions based on their personal prejudices and don’t have the critical thinking skills to realize that this was a bad idea.

Eugenics has been debunked, dude. Individual organisms aren’t selected, it happens on a macro level.

She did a Vogue shoot. It’s a fashion magazine. It literally exists so that people can talk about how people dress and wear their makeup or don’t. If she doesn’t want people to talk about that, that’s fine, but maybe don’t pose for Vogue?

I want to hear the phone conversation some congressional staffer will be having over and OVER with elderly constituents who suddenly cannot easily or safely exercise their right to vote-

Yeah, it’s almost like they’re irrationally obsessed with something that gets hold of them so completely, they are in a heightened state and unable to use logic or reason. Hmm, what could that thing be?? 

It really was just because of COVID that mail in votes were more likely to be democratic.  Typically absentee ballots skew republican because they’re mostly old people.

Thoughts and prayers. 

Can you all SHUT THE FUCK UP about how a 19-year-old dresses?

It’s like that Trump supporter whose husband got deported to Mexico under Trump.

What’s hilarious is that the GOP can’t backpeddle without tacitly admitting these laws had nothing to do with preventing fraud and everything to do with making it more difficult for Democrats to win.

My money is on North Carolina.

Well when this inevitably backfires on the GOP — especially when the elderly in Florida are no longer able to vote by mail — I wonder which state will be the first to overtly make it illegal to vote if you are black.

Yeah, this line of thinking always confused me... in most states (ie. not OR, CO, etc. which have all mail voting), elderly people are more likely to vote by mail. And, in most cases, elderly people tend to lean conservative. They get this one whiff of minorities using this system, and they go full fucking Birth of a…

I find this pre-emptive defense against imagined criticism oddly critical, in and of itself. Why assume people wouldn’t like this?

Her “oh god! Stop giving me awards! Stop looking at me!” routine is getting old.

I had a very visceral, physical, response to these Hilaria Baldwin pics and it had nothing to do with the BF. Her facial expressions are so smarmy. It all just seems like a performance. 

Um... isn’t the entire purpose of doing a Vouge cover so that you are not “left alone”?

“As we enter into the next administration please remember all the friends and happy memories we made together over the past few years.”