And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

This is only debated because of the undue influence and power the right wing, "conservative Christians" are given in this country.

I'm sorry, that's the worst sentence I've ever typed.

A chronograph is a feature of a watch, not a type of watch.

See also: timepiece.

A chronograph is a specific type of watch. If you call your chronograph a chronograph you're probably an asshole; if you call a regular watch a chronograph you're probably Skip Bayless.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

I love when things get advertised via Jezebel promotion "articles" and then a Jezebel writer shits on them the same day.

Bingo. How he talks to and about his family isn't much of our business, and even with a broader societal issue to discuss, now's the WORST time to step in and say, "EXCUSE me, good stranger, but this is how to address your sibling, you insensitive twat. Now if you'll excuse me I'll go back to knowing nothing about…

Since her only "journalistic integrity" is how big of a stiffy she gives male viewership, I see nothing wrong here. She literally has done nothing to justify her constant employment, and while we're getting out the pitchforks for sexism, could you please explain her "skills" as a reporter as objectively as possible?…

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

This happens often in fantasy football. A few derelicts keep putting off paying the buy in until they're in contention despite weekly threats of having their roster locked, and even then I've had situations where the champion still hadn't paid league fees after the super bowl. We've always let the winner get paid…

And before people start going on about how there are two separate justice systems in America I'm sure that anyone, rich or poor, could have gotten out of impending prosecutions if they agreed to pay millions of dollars.

SHOW SOME HUMILITY YOU DAMN ROBOT

Why be so cynical? Can people not grow and mature?

Corn is faackin sick here, bro. (so Il). All I could see was the corn. HA

Coming from the midwest, that was my first thought too.

Poor corn :(