Kinda looks like a puffy vagina.

There must be a limit. Would security be criminally liable if they immediately shot and killed all streakers? After all, they must assume the worst, right?

I'm with you there, dude. Having the officiating be a non factor in a heat game was so delicious. Wade not getting his usual bullshit calls and still flopping around like a fucking fish, its pathetic. wades knees are fine, he's completely capable of crazy athleticism, so I take great joy whenever he misses a shot or…

I also loved the refs swallowing the whistles on his flops in Game 4; not only did he not get rewarded for it, but putting his ass on the court instead of playing actual defense put Miami's rotation out of whack which usually led to easy Spurs dunks.

Go ahead, assholes. Tell us again how "only white people and like seven Indians" care about this issue.

I don't waste my smiles on people I haven't fucked at least twice.

"It can do about 186 mph"

So, is this him?

Rudich had hoped to have Ray Rice come out and give his blessing, thinking that would really knock her off her feet.

so good

It's a perspective thing. And yes, from this angle, it looks incredible. But it gets a lot less impressive when you see it from the proper perspective and realize he's not actually white.

He was actually hanging from the rafters and then let go.

How far can you punt a football?

At his final annual employee meeting this September, Mr. Ballmer gave high-fives and ran off the stage to the song: "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" from the movie "Dirty Dancing."

Qatar?

He later elaborated on his "bad apple" analogy by saying, "You know the apple I am talking about. That one all of our parents warned us about on Halloween that was full of razor blades and would shred you to ribbons if you ever messed with it? I'm like THAT apple."

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.