This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

Oh look, it's Alton Brown making the simplest thing in the world overly complicated again.

I don't know much about his coaching skills. Though passing on the Knicks' job is a good starting-point indicator of competence.

I think it's safe to say that this is the only time you'll see that stadium drawing.

well how would you feel if you'd never ever ever had sex, ever?

Being a woman having an orgasm is even more fun

Actually

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

I'm guessing the problem is most people don't understand that the NBA is basically licensing franchises, it's not like he actually is being forced to sell a business .

The Rockets were unaware of Lin's remarks until Darren Rovell forwarded them the tweet.

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

#tcot #bengazi

There are 9 letters in "Dani Alves." His number is 22. Villa Real had scored 2 goals at the time the banana was thrown. 22 divided by 2 is 11. 9/11. Wake up sheeple.

All these analytics are completely irrelevant. There's only one question a gm has to ask a scout about a hockey prospect — can his name be reduced to a nickname ending in a "y", "o", "s", or "sy"? If so, sign him up; if not, kick him to the curb. Burkesy and Bowsy both know this is true.

Figures that despicable human being Joey Crawford is trying to help out fellow despicable human being Donald Sterling.

He still handles race better than Donald Sterling.

I think the players should have a sit in for game 5 in LA, suit up, but refuse to take the court, sit on the bench, force ABC, TNT, ESPN to broadcast the 3 hour protest.

Before I handle this controversy, let me use the death of another human being for whatever possible leverage it will give me.

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