14th all time in OPS, right behind Dimaggio and Stan the Man.
Back to Back MVP's
521 HR

No-brainer for the first ballot.

I dont think I am going too far with what I about to say, but....

The 1995 Rugby World Cup angle has been cited so many times and it's refreshing to see a different sport talked about upon his death.

Awww, because hell! It's just some silly ol' rape case! If'n the girl woulda just calmed on down and enjoyed the attention from the guy, she'da prob'ly had a real old time! And see here, this here is a football player, and hell fire if nobody knows that football players are just boys bein' boys! Asides, it ain't like…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

This is how you know she is a keeper, boys.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

No Sheed, you're retired. They cant stop your shine anymore.

This is nothing. I was watching a friend play with the Spurs, I laughed at something, and the game kicked me out of his house.

I didn't bother to check the score, but is it possible the refs on the game just needed an excuse to cover the spread, like in the real NBA?

Will I get a tech for yelling "BALL DON'T LIE"?

I freaking LOVE this. Battlefield/Call of Duty, the ball is in your court. Whenever someone says "fag" "gay" "noob" etc. make them run around naked and unarmed for ten minutes.

Fuck that shit.
-Vernon Davis

As a Ravens' fan, the one thing nearly all my fellow Baltimore folks could agree on was a common admiration for Mike Tomlin. Hate the rapey Big Ben, hate James Harrison, hate Ryan Clark. Like Tomlin. I'm not even mad at him for walking on the field; he knew what he was doing. It's Ravens/Steelers - the rivalry runs…

Lying about it won't make it any better, Mike. Everyone saw you do it. A one-game suspension and hefty fine is in order. Totally classless.

Did Chief Wiggum tape off the Jeep? That's quality work.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

Our idea was to make a mockery and farce of the increasingly solemn and absurd election process