Think most people in Tampa go to Ybor for free coke.

So the 0-6 Bucs can get fans to show up at 5:20 a.m. on Monday, but the Rays who have made the playoffs three times in four seasons can't get fans to show up at 7:30 p.m. any day of the week?

No, it also tastes awful.

Now all he needs to learn is how to take a contested 20-footer with 15 seconds left on the shot clock, and his transformation into Aaron Brooks will be complete.

If shredded Cheddar does wonders for hiding heaping piles of filth, and unpalatable garbage, just think what it could do for the actual city of Cincinnati.

He should have his mouth washed out with soap.

"I've never heard of Deadspin so that tells you a lot," said the debate team dropout.

I don't think the pictures of that horrifying diarrhea slop they showed did them any favors.

Hey, that's the word "shit" on TV. (Also, Fox 19, we ranked it the worst in the country, not the worst in Hamilton County.)

At least he's consistent about it, remember the notable times that he cut Brian Cushing and Duane Brown for failing drug tests?

Wow, I guess the homeless guy story was fake after all.

I like him. I can't exactly explain why, but he comes off as a really likable person in his interviews.

to be fair all white people do look alike

Unfunny yet? It was never funny. Just like the Harlem a Shake, this shit sucks. There hasn't been a good viral video since Tommy and Pam.

it's too bad she doesn't share the same interest in his.

• Get shot by dozens of pissed off bikers.

Why do pro-gun people always assume they have the only gun in a situation like this?