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It’s almost as though you said something that was very easily verified as untrue. Netflix has been a consensus “buy” for years now and that wasn’t affected by a lackluster EPS growth and undershooting their new subscriber growth for a quarter.  They literally just hit their all-time high in the last 12 weeks,

Helluva nosedive over the last 52 weeks.

LMAO.  Sample size of one. Why can’t facts just be objective like the good old days? Excellent retort.

They should've crowd sourced a much, much, much larger blimp. While clearly inspired, calling it a blimp is an insult to blimps. It's a balloon. I'd donate to something along the lines of Macy's Thanksgiving parade size for sure.

The fact that Steven Adams is only 24 blows my mind.  That man looks like he’s already conquered 7 kingdoms in his lifetime.

Then we get to see the quorum rule thrown out the window.  I haven’t figured out yet how this isn’t a worst-case scenario we’re already seeing play out.  I know it’s defeatist but my best hope is that we get through the next 2 years with a lame-duck president after we retake the house and (hopefully) the senate, kick

I’m uncomfortable with how many Kinja commenters I’ve seen celebrating a murder. I don’t even fuck with capital punishment after years of trial and appeals. Dude’s a Grade A Shitheel but he shouldn’t pay for his appalling life choices with his life.

World salad savant is going to be my new go-to. Lovely!

I’m feeling like we’re going to get a Prime Minister in early 2019! Then we can go and relegate Dump to the figurehead role he desperately craves.

What in dear hell is actually going on here? We have tornados in the midwest, but by the time one hits the sky is greener than split pea soup and everyone’s in their bathrooms or basements. This happened in the middle of a damn picnic?! Is Thanos on his way down??

It doesn’t seem to be getting a lot of play, but my favorite Trumpism from today was how he totally took credit for winning that GOP gal’s election last night! He put out a tweet WELL after she had a decisive lead and with less than a few hours for the polls to close, then he chalks it up on his big list of WINS this

These takes. Hook them up to my veins.

I hate you all. We’re already Great Lakes neighbors with Toronto, so I’m calling for Chicago to be the first to be annexed. You’ll have to scoop up the rest of Michigan and NW Indiana, but we’ll make up for it with Italian Beef and Pizza stew.

I loved how he interacted with his crew like family. I can’t remember if it was Parts or No Reservations, but one of my best memories was Tony on a boat in the middle of a jungle with no light, trying to cook dinner for the camera and boat crew because it was the only thing he could do to contribute. The knife was

literally ditto on the whole post. I haven’t cried over a celebrity death before, the closest was Robin Williams. This killed me this morning though. Tony always seemed so genuinely curious about what people loved, whether it be food, family, music, writing, whatever. He wanted to know what made people tic, regardless

Dude beat me to it, but yeah, Glover’s character has a legit story and that’d be pretty dope if he ends up in BP2

Don’t ask Damon over at the Root that! According to him, Drake’s black, but he’s into that white shit. So his experience doesn’t count. But yeah, Drake’s a black man. I’m sure Drake had plenty of the full black man experience growing up.

Whitest shit I’ve heard all week is all the folks around here telling a black man he isn’t acting black enough. These are some firey takes.

“dare to take the chance of appearing in blackface”... Drake’s been melanated his whole life. He ain’t appropriating shit, just taking it back. Struggling to understand the “Drake’s raciss” takes all over the place.

Buffalo sauce is just Frank’s Hot Sauce mixed with butter. The ratios change as you go from mild to hot. The flavor “Buffalo” though, is just cayenne pepper based hot sauce (originalists say Frank’s) and a salty saturated fat. Your SIL has done something horribly wrong.