It helped that I tied an onion to my belt, as was the style of the day.
I'll hit the unused keys on my microwave every now and then.
Put down the PBR and the chill the fuck out, dude. It was a joke.
What about these 2?
Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.
often have celiac disease. Which means eating gluten can literally fucking kill them.
*Shrugs* and I have coeliacs and am therefore a picky asshole. Yet still never pooped on a wall (and seriously, you think a lack of gluten causes runny poop? gluten and a coeliac bowel is so much worse.)
"the alternative is stabbing themselves with an epipen in the middle of a restaurant"
Actual celiacs are so annoyed by the gluten free trend. You'd think it would be helpful to have so many more gluten free products available, but nope.
As a fat woman, I cannot get behind this term, because it always seems so porn specific. Any man who calls me a BBW makes me feel immediately fetishized, and it's not good, even if it does mean that they totes want to bone me...because I just feel like a mere body there to fulfill the things they've fantasized about.
Also, what are toxins? Everyone talks about them, but nobody seems to really be able to specify what they are. They always talk about 'sweating out toxins' or 'detoxing' like their bodies don't already have a built-in filtration system. Drives me nuts!