The biggest problem with the whole rapture teaching (which is not strongly supported Biblically and is a recent addition to Christian theology) is that it offers a false second hope. The second coming will not be a secret but it will be unexpected.

This is easy. The alien chest burster scene. Keep in mind I was 10 when I saw this in the theater. It WRECKED MY DREAMS!

Don't try to frighten us with your seamstress's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient couture has not helped you cross-stitch the stolen satin bolts, or given you enough clairvoyance to alter the rebels' hidden hemline...

She shouldn't feel too proud of the sartorial terror she has created. It's nothing compared to the tutu of the Force.

I was just saying on Facebook that anyone who uses the term "sheeple" gets my full disrespect and distrust. It's facile and stupid and any other word for "lazy" and "dumb" and "easy" that you can think of.

"How did the war start, Grampa?"

Yeah. You've got those in the commentariat who get really antsy whenever you mention the problems the groups of people have in a society. Repeat after me, folks: An individual or group having a worse situation than you does not invalidate your struggles or accomplishments.

Now if only scientists can come up with a way to jolt people with electricity every time they use the word "sheeple."

I've never seen a single episode of He-Man, anime series and some American series, and I never heard about Skeletor, so I think it was necessary to explain this.

I know! Yet here we are.

It works best if you're aiming into the darkness.

Brain has to put up with shit? Brain has to put up with shit?? If anyone has to put up with shit it's Pinky! You know why he asks what they're going to do every night? It's not because he's too stupid to remember, it's out of a fleeting, desperate hope that Brain will get over this unhealthy obsession and let them get…

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Also, what are toxins? Everyone talks about them, but nobody seems to really be able to specify what they are. They always talk about 'sweating out toxins' or 'detoxing' like their bodies don't already have a built-in filtration system. Drives me nuts!

Listen, I'm generally against ignoring someone's point because they said a particular word or phrase.

It says something for the quality of character building in Adventure Time that I saw this and actually got a little sad that he's putting the crown back on. DON'T DO IT, SIMON!

I served in Iraq in a recon battalion, where the summer days averaged in the 120s, and sometimes broke 130. While wearing body armor, a helmet, long-sleeve shirt, pants, boots, and gloves.

I think all larvae are terrifying.