Maybe he had a little rhyme or song that he played in his head or would mutter just under his breath, to allow him to keep time and couldn't pause for fear of messing it all up. Perhaps a classic nursery rhyme or maybe one of those campfire 'round songs

this all sure lines up perfectly and delivers a nice package of irony, jaw dropping details and (as you cued record scratch trope) a moment where a lovable golden lab tilts its head with a dubbed Scooby-Astro like, 'Uurr!?'. Curious how long till we see this amidst those site recants and "what was fake on the internet…

It is it a Swing and a Ms.?

You even included Fox and the Hound!

my wife will just order a salad or simply say, "eff it", and order something suspect and if nails her, she deals with it for a day or two.

When one is in a moment where sharing something like that is appropriate or at least possible, it takes on a weird exciting but shameful secret type of identity. As if one is unable to assign just one opinion on the matter.

I did chores to earn money for Atari's version of Berserk a also Pitfall. Berserk was 24 dollars, whichbin 1983 was amazing for me at twelve years old.

http://www.plymptoons.com/ oops.. effin kinja

Bill Plympton

ROCKET powered Robot punch to the face. Yeah. I'd drink that flavor.

Yeah we would get rid of them until I learned just how lucky you are to have them. They will eat a ton of spiders in their lifetime. And they can catch flies on a wall I guess. I will celebrate anything that kills flies

I was all like, "Whaaa?"Then I re read what I wrote. I may have been a little knee jerk and in turn made me a jerk. Just really annoyed when there is even a hint of defense of such a regime and when behavior is argued in reference to culture and such.

She is.. God, there are no words.

He's vagueing. (what is the clever tweet word for vaugebooking?)

Trust Fund BABIES

Truly an old issue. I am a guy and when I was in my early twenties in the 90s (eesh) We'd use ICQ. I chatted up so many girls and sent pics to one another. You were lucky to have a scanner then otherwise you had to go to kinkos or office max. What's weird is I'd send my face but they sent their everything.

The "Look at someone" is a real thing, it was suggested by some that women in some areas cover their eyes. So there is that one. And just because this country might have some problems does NOT excuse evil, oppressive actions against anyone. So get off your high horse. Fuck Saudi Arabia and fuck extremism and misogyny

Yeah, my friend was all freaked about the razor tongue and I thought, "yeah, that's bad, but how can I relate? It's like exploding heads vs. exploding hand (a la Robocop) I can fathom such a thing. So when I think of hellish pain and horror I go to pencil in ankle. Still I am impressed with trailer. Horror isn't…

That's my cat's lunch.