But how can you do better than:

Shaheer stupidity.

Holy shit, I hope you brought a rope when you climbed up your own ass, so somebody can help pull you out. You built a rat rod, you didn’t cure cancer. If diverse opinions scare you so much maybe the internet isn’t for you.

If that is the case the dashcam owner practices backwards courtesy which is a leading cause of congestion, annoyance, and collisions. Backward courtesy is where the person practicing it decides to be nice to person A at the expense of person B instead of following the written rules of the road.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I’ve experienced the opposite: Was too good at my job, got promoted to a manager and was told to stop doing the thing I was good at and become a baby sitter for people who sucked at the thing I had been very good at. I hated it, but stuck around because $$$$$$.

The Infiniti M45. The weird ride height, huge overhangs... Doesn't matter, it's a beauty!

The Bugatti Type 57SC Atlantic.

Am I the only one who’s kinda “meh” on Miuras? I feel like they belong on the next list, the ugliest beautiful cars. Sleek shape, of course, but the holes in the hood and the vents behind the doors stick out like sore thumbs, and, maybe it’s just me, but I prefer my headlights pointed at the road instead of the sky.

everyone will agree that it isn’t right or justified but most will also agree that if you agitate someone long enough and the proverbial finger-wag-in-their-face long enough, you will get hit, or in this case swerved into.

can be summed up by: 'play stupid games win stupid prizes'

I suspect you don't know anyone with a new Land Cruiser.

I don't think rollovers are terribly common, especially for low cars, which convertibles generally are. Side curtains don't matter if there isn't anything to hit your head on.

I always counter the VehiCross with the Axiom.

Yeah, women aren't really in to Durangos.

Can't tell if you're trolling or not. But you're certainly not someone who is successful.

Pardon me, friend, but my pop has spent a few years in Ukraine since 2010 (speaks Ukrainian and Russian), and was an election observer this past May, and not one things you've said has any truth to it. Go jump in the lake.

The stickers are ruining it.

Raise your hand if you're tired of hearing about massive recalls! Well, I'm tired of writing about them. Today's big recall comes to us from Ford, who say 850,000 cars and SUVs in North America for a problem that could lead to non-deployment of airbags in a crash.

Outperformed? Possibly, depending on the year and options.