20 years old. The epitome of timeless design.

That is about $7k higher than a price I would be willing to consider on that car, that year, with those miles.

Agreed, Ohio and Kentucky have a significant percentage of idiot drivers. Indiana, though, takes the cake. I have never had an Indiana license plated car get out of the passing lane to let me pass. Not once. It's like they actually teach their young drivers not to do it. Did they misprint the drivers manual in…

I've been driving I75 in and around Cincinnati since I got my license. It started out mildly insane 25 years ago and has progressively gotten more and more crazy with every passing year.

I see Suzuki cars and SUVs constantly. Not one every few days. Dozens every week. Mostly SX4s. They were a popular car around here. The XL7, Kizashi and Aerio are also fairly common around here, with a smattering of Renos, Forenzas, Vitaras, Veronas and Esteems. And I can't go more than a week without seeing an…

Even when he stopped he didn't do it with much conviction. If I hit somebody, I'm going to slam on the brakes to mitigate the damage done as much as possible.

Not gonna lie. I'd rock that.

That weak exhaust wouldn't even qualify as "rolling coal" where I live.

So, like, yesterday?

But since I bring up screaming bargain, we have to talk about the wedge of the ’80s – the Subaru XT. When it came out in 1985, it looked strange. Seeing its Motorweek road test proves it still is strange. And yet I love these things because of their intangible coolness. This one, though, is not the even more bizarre…

The engine bay would have plenty of room for a VW TDI...

Any Mustang V8 is recognizable as a Mustang V8. Best sounding production car available (and by available, I mean you can potentially buy one before winning the lottery).

I would gladly sit here.

You actually think about, and care, whether someone in the entertainment industry would like you? Interesting.

Take the Ferrari stickers off and I think I'd be looking for one of these to own. It can stand on its own cuteness.

Mustang. Any year (as long as the Mustang II doesn't count). It's always sounded "like a Mustang" and is instantly recognizable.

My old Ford LTD was an awesome snow-drifting car.

I heard that a kid died of food poisoning once. You should give up food.

So, since Kelley Blue Book shows a 2005 Lotus Elise, *from a car lot*, will be about $19k, that makes the Alfa $4k? Sure, I'll take that Alfa for $4k. Let me know when and where to pick it up...

My dad had a Hornet. I remember how it died out in the middle of nowhere. It threw a rod. Made an awful noise. My dad gets out to check it out, realizes that the engine is done for, and then gets back in and starts it back up. It ran. We drove, slowly, limping back to civilization. It threw a rod. Another one.…