Israel, more specifically it's people, has historically had very few friends. It has never seemed to be troubled by this fact. #History

I had a Subaru XT. Strange and wonderful little car. Factory hydraulics, stop the car and push a button and it dropped six inches. So cool. Absolutely massive sunroof, and incredible interior.

Handcent is awesome.

That's pretty bad ass. My car has under-mirror lights over which I'm now inspired to install batman stencil cutouts. Yeah, your Mustang will outrun my Fusion, but... I am... Batman.

That's how he keeps the rubber round.

What is wrong with those people that stand on the outside of the curves? Death wish?

Once you're going fast enough, the cops give up...

"What I can attest for is that if you push hard enough [in an article on a highly popular tech website], Apple will take care of you."

Christopher Columbus would like to have a word with you...

My brother and I used to race my parents' 5-speed Stanza wagon against anyone that would put up something of value. The trick? The engine could handle revs well past the redline and so at the end of a quarter mile we would have it doing 90+ in second gear and sounding like a screaming hell demon. My brother ended…

That looks fun.

Beverly Hills Cop?

Best line in the movie...

Sam, you inspired me. I gave you credit. :)

My one experience with skydiving (once was quite enough, thank you) involved the guy running the operation asking, before we took off, if we wanted the option of backing out or if we wanted to be pushed. I agreed to be pushed, though thankfully didn't need to be.

Thankfully, business owners with that sort of attitude don't remain business owners for long.

"G... raphics Interchange Format". Obvious answer is obvious (and obviously the people that came up with "jif" were smoking something).

@tallchair: "I was constipated that day."

@minibeardeath: As the structure of sentences was not presented in the courtroom but is understood from "past experience", a decision based on anything said in the courtroom would be against that "easy" rule of "You are not allowed to make a decision based on ANY information not presented in the courtroom."

@MJDeviant: The concept of punitive damages/fines as a deterrent is well established and built into many laws, both federal and at a more local level. Why should the government be exempt (well, anymore exempt than is also built into many of the laws)?