Yeah, luckily for me, I only remember his performance

My two comedic heroes during childhood: Sandler and Robin. When I turned 13, Sandler films stopped making me laugh, but I still love Robin, especially hsi early stand-up. Obviously he was a comedic genius, but even in terms of drama— Good Will Hunting, Insomnia, The Fisher King, One Hour Photo, Dead Poets Society—dude…

Er…men suffer, just not for beauty. They suffer for function. The objectified woman is an ornament (and that can be painful), but the objectified man is an instrument. Think of the Fireman archetype, or the soldier, athlete, or even construction worker. Sacrifice/Risk of the body for a greater cause. This is all a…

It's a flick in a box?

Sure, it just seemed like everything about her front has been said already.

It wasn't her posture I was commenting on per se, it's like the muscular hump that develops on your back from carrying around heavy boobs. I wasn't criticizing her, but it's difficult to phrase "hump" in a value-neutral way. I dated this girl with extremely large boobs, and she had the same shape of back. It just sort…

Hm, at that angle, you can see the slight humpback girls with huge boobs often develop. You know, not to knock her, considering I look like Harry Potter if he let himself go and took up drinking. She's unfathomably beautiful and all that. I just think it's an interesting physical phenomenon.

Tolkien and Lewis sounds better than another Hobbit movie to me!

How'd he manage to book the girl from Lazytown for this film? Dude has connections.

I'm a sexy Cat!

It was the wedding kiss, but it was timed to look like it was the wine/pie?

Yeah Bill Murray only does necessary sequels like Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.